Some people misinterpreted my last post. I suppose it wasn’t very well-written.
The post was not meant to be dark or disturbing. I’m sorry that I failed to make it clear that the post was written from the point of view of a frozen pizza. Gosh, a girl can’t even write about a frozen pizza these days without getting a flood of concern. It’s a pizza. A. Freaking. Pizza.
I’m not sure whether to be angry at the fact that people can’t interpret this, or angry at the fact that I can’t write well enough to portray what I’m trying to say.