You’re going on a two-week backpacking trip through the Rockies. I’ve created for you a wonderfully impractical packing list…
- Boom box. A little music in retro style for the trip!
- Stilettos. Wait, you’re not going to stop for some stylish partying?
- Thirty-seven cartons of blueberry cream cheese.
- One bagel.
- No changes of clothes.
- Your refrigerator. Hell, you might as well eat.
- Dandelions, buttercups, and foam soap. For your tasting pleasure.
- Adam Lambert. What is Adam Lambert not good for?
- One sock. Just one. Not two, not four–one.
- One hiking boot. For the sock.