Impractical Packing List

You’re going on a two-week backpacking trip through the Rockies. I’ve created for you a wonderfully impractical packing list…

  • Boom box. A little music in retro style for the trip!
  • Stilettos. Wait, you’re not going to stop for some stylish partying?
  • Thirty-seven cartons of blueberry cream cheese. 
  • One bagel.
  • No changes of clothes.
  • Your refrigerator. Hell, you might as well eat.
  • Dandelions, buttercups, and foam soap. For your tasting pleasure.
  • Adam Lambert. What is Adam Lambert not good for?
  • One sock. Just one. Not two, not four–one.
  • One hiking boot. For the sock.

 

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