Have you had enough of your boyfriend or girlfriend? Look no further for a list of respectful, tactful ways to end your relationship.
- “It’s not you, it’s me. Just kidding. It’s you.”
- Text them a poop emoji next to “gtg forever.”
- “Sorry, my mom said I’m not old enough to date.” This works regardless of your age.
- Give them deodorant and say, “This relationship stinks, and so do you.”
- Give them a broken ring to symbolize an anti-proposal.
- Public Twitter mention.
- Change your Facebook relationship status to single without telling them. They’ll get the message.
- “Our Zodiac signs aren’t compatible.”
- “Knock-knock? Who’s there? Not me. I won’t be coming over anymore. Sorry.”
- Write them a fun breakup limerick.
- Scream Drake lyrics into their ear into they break up with you.
- Wait until you’re at the altar and object to your own wedding.
- Find the power outlet where they’re charging their phone. Pull the plug, saying, “This is our relationship.”
- “My horoscope thought it was best.”
- Hire a skywriter and have it written across the heavens.
- Send them an email with a link to a WikiHow article on how to break up. Make the subject title, “Ideas?”
- Blame the stock market crash of 1929. Somehow.
- Tell them it was your New Year’s resolution.
- Give them Hershey hugs instead of Hershey kisses.
- Sing it in High School Musical lyrics.